With Hild having lain down her arms (and judging by this episode, her storylines too. Speaking of undercuts, Uhtred has a fresh hairdo to go with his now-fully formed new gang. From shield walls to plans that trap the enemy in a death sandwich (a classic), to glory in battle being undercut by grief in love, this is The Last Kingdomas we know and relish it. May Halig forever brush your mane in heaven) but all feels as cosily familiar as putting on a pair of warm socks. It’s brutally violent (RIP Bloodhair’s horse. (“Be prepared for a trap” Bloodhair tells his men before immediately falling into a trap.) Tattooed Danes who threaten to feed Uhtred his own cock? He eats them for breakfast! Thus leaving no appetite for his own cock! To glory or Valhalla! Uhtred’s woman is tidied heartlessly away to clear the path for a new conquest… It’s as though the show never went away.Įven the new villains-Bloodhair and Skade, a couple whose names belong on a battle of the bands poster displayed outside the leather accessories stall they run in Camden Market-may be new, but we’ve met their type before. A Dane screams “I want every Saxon dead by nightfall!” A Saxon screams “SHIEEEELD WAAAALLL!” A witch slices up a pile of priests. All the hits are played: Uhtred and Alfred disagree over military strategy. The Last Kingdomseason 3 opener wastes no time chucking us into the action and onto the battlefield. This The Last Kingdom review contains spoilers.
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